When
you see your bandwidth charts like mine (Yan Huang), you know something is definitely
not right.  How can an average of 2-3 Megabits per second rise and max out at
10 Megabits per second all of a sudden like that?  Since I run web based proxies,
the most probably explaination was someone or some company was abusing my service. 

I (Yan Huang) went over to my datacenter and fortunately the talented systems administrator
there, Naveen, had a solution.  He introduced this software called ntop,
which analyzes the sniffed traffic and generates human friendly charts and graphs
via a web based interface.  By observing him do all the things he did on my server,
I picked up a lot of cool skillsets.  Now I feel completely comfortable going
into the MySQL via the CLI, as oppose to using phpMyAdmin each time.  After Naveen
had ntop configured and installed, we observed my traffic and apparantly 90% of my
traffic was consumed by the porn site, sample.99bb.com and the rest of the traffic
came from ads.fuckingmachine.com. 

Enforcing Goatse Policy

Immediate action was taken to ban them from my server and to put a permanent stop
to users abusing my web proxy, I enforced the strict “goatse policy”.  If a user
tries to access any obscured websites that overuse our bandwidth, they will be automatically
sent to “goatse”.  This is done using a customization in our PHP proxy software. 
If you want to test it out, try going to sample.99bb.com or ads.fuckingmachine.com.

Proxies (Give it a test run):

http://myspacesquad.com | http://abigfruit.com

I forgot to include my URL, silly me =P.  NOW you can go ahead and test it out.